Funny Things to Say With Helium

What is the best thing to say directly after inhaling helium?

Just want to make some people laugh...

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enough is enough I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
English motherfucker do you speak it?
Does he look like a bitch? Then why'd you try to fuck him like one?
Samuel L. Jackson is amazing lol.

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I will build a wall and the Mexicans will pay for it.

Or, grab them by the pussy. It's a tie.

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  Please, please tell me what happens when you say this!

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vishna | 10.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Funny things to say.
Suck my ass!
Hey, baby, how you doin?
You won't like me when I'm angry.
I am the law!

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  @karahiri don't follow up with that oboe-CO account. It's a fake account, and he's just trolling and threatening people. Seriously, just avoid the rabbit hole, he won't stop.
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  Hmm.. I don't recognize that name...
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  @karahiri He's a guy who mentioned you in a comment on the "biological advantages of being a girl" question. I'm just warning you not to follow up with him, he's been making multiple accounts harassing me and this other girl. It's seriously crazy.
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  Thanks for the heads up! And report him too.
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"TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!!!"
Good luck and Great question, No Donald Dick Here, dear. However, many Quacks I see.

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You can die from onhalinng helium becausenit closes your airways

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So this is how a guy talks after a kick in the balls...

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"Daddy, lemmy ride it! Please lemmy fucking ride it!!"

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"grab em by the pussy!" i'm sorry but it would be hilarious!

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  Damn gurl, wanna go furniture shopping?
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  @Pac-Man as long as you don't move on me like a bitch, you know i'm married.
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  Don't worry I had a tic tac.
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  @Pac-Man you'll have to ask for my permission before you kiss me. you probably wouldn't like me if i got fake tits anyway.
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  I am a superstar, you'll let me kiss you. Come give the Pac-Man a hug.
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  @Pac-Man you'll have to buy me this love seat from christopher guy first.
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  I will buy you love seats and clothes. Many beautiful clothes. I know a place where clothes are on sale. 100% off at my place.
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  @Pac-Man pac-man make furniture great again!
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  Lmao we will take back our jobs from those damn swedes at IKEA. American furniture for Americans.
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  @Pac-Man wha-what about china?
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  I am glad you brought that up. China has been stealing jobs from American kids for years. It's time we put an end to this.
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  @Pac-Man so why'd you have your manufactures there if you want to take them away now? what changed your position on jobs and trades with other countries?
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  Crooked Hillary should be in jail.
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  @Pac-Man wtf lol... sir i asked you a question about your change of mind on trade and jobs with other countries. why deflect?
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  We are done here! Now where's your cat?
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"I am the supreme lord of darkness, bow before me mortals!"

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Tarvold | 1.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

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The best thing isn't to say anything.

The best thing is to sing kararoke.

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rap a part of some song or sing some lyrics of a heavy metal song

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Have them try to replicate R2-D2's scream^^

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reixun | 2.9K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Something really gangster

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"I represent the lollipop guild"

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Come play with me. Got all of my friends laughing.

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llorando | 7.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

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Weeeeeeeeeeee! Mwuahahahahaha!!!

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Quote something Ice Cube would say 😂

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  Hahah just rap No Vaseline
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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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Lick my P i kid i kid!
I don't know :(

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"I'm so hiiiiiigh right now."

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